Listen, I want everyone and their families to have a safe and sane new year. So, don't drink and drive, and if you have to drink, don't drive!
If you HAVE to drive and drank, please drive on the sidewalks and avoid running over all those drunks stumbling around in the streets!
Oh, if you are like the folk around here and think New Years is the time to fire off those weapons, please point them at the ground, because if you fire them off into the air, them bullets have to come back down somewhere, and at terminal velocity!
If you HAVE to drive and drank, please drive on the sidewalks and avoid running over all those drunks stumbling around in the streets!
Oh, if you are like the folk around here and think New Years is the time to fire off those weapons, please point them at the ground, because if you fire them off into the air, them bullets have to come back down somewhere, and at terminal velocity!
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