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  • Heeeeeres Johnny!!!!!

    Good Morning!!! It's 4am, do you now where your children are????

    So!! Who do we have in the audience tonight?? We have Brent, Mr Chauvin, CPV240, Goldstandard, aka, Crying over Bitcoin and ibadman. Goooooood morning!!!! What brings you here this morning, the coffee, nightmare, wife snoring or a feckin drunk racing through your village at 3am and misses a corner and hit's the bridge railing and then limps on out of town?
    "Bullshit and Brilliance Comes with Age and Experience"

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    Update: The idiot kid who took out half a guard rail tried to get out of Dodge but the blown tire and the rim marks from the guard rail to the car didn't take a blood hound to find the car. Sheriff has the him now. He got about a mile out of town, told his daddy and the Sheriff he hit a deer, his daddy believed him until the rim trail from the guard rail to the car was mentioned. OOOOPS!!!!!!! :rolling
    "Bullshit and Brilliance Comes with Age and Experience"


      BILL WILLIAMSON commented
      Editing a comment
      I wuz up EARLY cuz I had to "P"--
      I hold an Important lookin' envelope against my forehead, like Johnny, and say, "I THINK IT'S JUNK MAIL"---Pat's been gone or years & they're still tryin' to sell her Hearing Aids & Life Insurance & they even offered Gregg a CREDIT CARD--LOL
      Last edited by BILL WILLIAMSON; 12-23-2017, 10:40 PM.

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