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    An elderly couple was attending church services.

    About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband,
    I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?'

    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'



    :rolling
    "Bullshit and Brilliance Comes with Age and Experience"

  • #2
    :rolling
    Model A's and of course the famous AA's

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    • #3
      They call them pews for more reasons than you can imagine..... :D
      Regards - Randy
      Randy's Rod Shop
      1933 Ford Tudor "Bugsy"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Big-Foot View Post
        They call them pews for more reasons than you can imagine..... :D
        :rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:r olling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        "Bullshit and Brilliance Comes with Age and Experience"

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        • #5
          Man sitting in a restaurant eating his lunch when he is overcome with the worst case of gas he has ever had.

          Listening to the restaurant music, having quiet a beat decides to time his release of gas with the music.

          Finishes this release of gasses only to look up from his food at the entire noontime restaurant patronage staring at him.

          Then realizes he has his earbuds in.
          You wana look waaay far up da road and plan yer route because the brakes are far more of a suggestion than a command!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DaWizard View Post
            Man sitting in a restaurant eating his lunch when he is overcome with the worst case of gas he has ever had.

            Listening to the restaurant music, having quiet a beat decides to time his release of gas with the music.

            Finishes this release of gasses only to look up from his food at the entire noontime restaurant patronage staring at him.

            Then realizes he has his earbuds in.
            That could a true!!!! A lot of strange smells come from inside some restaurants.....especially if you see the cook picking up road kill!!!
            "Bullshit and Brilliance Comes with Age and Experience"

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            • #7
              Sam and his girlfriend are sitting on the couch and her dad is in his easy chair on the other side of the living room. Sam has to fart, and figures since the dog is at the end of the couch, her dad might blame the dog, so finally Sam let a small one go.
              The dad yells out REX!
              Sam thinks this is good, so he lets another one rip.
              Again the dad yells out REX!
              Well, this is great, so Sam finally lets it all out.
              The dad yells out REX......................get away from there before that guy shits all over you!

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              • #8
                A HUGE Lady in Church wuz clapping her hands & saying, "UMMM UMMM"----"Tell um about it, Sister"----"Sumbody FAAARTED, Sumbody FAAARTED"!!!
                Bill Excommunicated

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                • #9
                  You know what happens when you fart in church?

                  You have to sit in your own pew.

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                  • #10
                    Seems like a lot of in this thread.

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