Grease.......We Don't Need No Stinkin' Grease!

[Tom Wesenberg]

It just takes all the fun out of changing parts.

U Joint no grease.jpg
Here's a link to some grease information.

http://twoils.co.uk/greases-explained.html

[Dennis]

Yeah those grease worms get bad this time of the year...

[Mitch]

Imagine how that felt and sounded

[Patrick]

Grease, yuck, it just gets your hands all icky !

[Mitch]

I'm not like these new gen techs to wear latex gloves 24-7 but when I repack brgs and such i'll throw them on. Otherwise I end up using 20 rags

[Grit Kid]

What's grease????

[Tom Wesenberg]

What's grease????

Real men use grease for skin lotion.

[Grit Kid]

Real men use grease for skin lotion.

I'm a Rotella T man.............:

[Patrick]

Real men use grease for skin lotion.

Keeps them nice and soft. The ladies like that.

[Mitch]

Maybe the u-joint cavity was filled with 600W instead of grease::

[Patrick]

Geez, just finished some equipment bearing work and forgot the gloves. They were right there too. Old school, senior moment, etc.

[DaWizard]

Talking about using gloves. While I was still being paid to do mechanic work, like back in the 70's and 80's, folk would come into the shop and ask why I was wearing surgical gloves to work on their motorcycles. I would always tell them, "just because I have to be a mechanic, doesn't mean I have to be dirty."

[Mitch]

you were way ahead of your time wearing gloves

[Grit Kid]

I guess you prefer "Clean Orangutan" to "Grease Monkey".

[BILL WILLIAMSON]

Don't you just HATE it, when your QUACK sez, "Bend over"--- as he puts on GLOVES, slathered with ICE COLD Vaseline??-------"But Doc, you just did that, 9 years ago"!!!
Bill Surprised!

[Dennis]

ROTFLMAO !!

[BNCHIEF]

Tough guys ask for two fingers if they want a second opinion.