TOMORROW!!

[BILL WILLIAMSON]

----REMEMBER, Momma always said, "WHATEVER YOU DO ON NEW YEARS' DAY, YOU'LL DO THAT, ALL YEAR LONG"!!!
SCAREY, isn't it????
Dad Shakin'

[2manycars]

Well she was not always right. When I was young, I always started the new year off with a bang. But I did not get the chance to do that every day all year, and now that I am old, it happens very seldom.

[BNCHIEF]

The only banging I do now is my hand or foot or knee or toe.

[H. L. Chauvin]

With our Mama's New Years theory,

1. It could be nice if the Post Man delivered U.S. Mail on New Years Day; and,

2. We received envelopes with lots money in the mail on New Year's Day; and,

3. We would continue to receive money in the mail each day for the New Year; but,

4. On second thought, we could receive only envelopes containing unpaid bills, jury duty notices, and reminders of dental appointments, doctor appointments, and out-patient colonoscopy appointments.

5. Moral of this story might be:

If you were out of town for all of Christmas week, after returning home on New Year's Eve, stay away from your mail box on New Year's Day!

[Mitch]

Welcome home Henry, start out the year right. Break out the shredder

[BILL WILLIAMSON]

I STILL get crappy Junk Mail for Pat (RIP) & Gregg (RIP)---
I grind paper shit, mix it with hummus & cow shit & grow veggies in BIG pots!
Bill Junkshitgrinderandparttimefarmer