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  • TIMING "HUMOR"

    I'll NEVER run out of "HUMOR" as long as timing problems exist! ANYTIME there's a problem, "IT'S THE TIMING"--LOL
    Terms like, "Whar's the dimple"?---"Looked with a flashlight"---"Felt with a wire"---"Thumb in the plug hole"---"Dial indicator"---"WHICH cylinder"?-----"WHY??? TDC"?----"Maybe the crank gear slipped"???---"I can SEE the piston"!!!---Etc.
    Remember, if timing's OK & after quite a few miles, sweet spot or best running spot GRADUALLY changes, just re-set points to .020, grease the lobe & all is WELL again!!---"Sometimes" we're our own WORST ENEMIES!!---Chief called it, "OVER-DOODLING"!!!

    Reminds me, a Guy looks at his watch, asks, "What time do you have"?---Other Guy sez, "10:10"---"Duz your watch run FAST or SLOW"?----"Loses 3 minutes a day"----They BOTH re-adjust & go away as if they're the ONLY ones in the WORLD, with the CORRECT time----LOL
    I've tiped the proper sounds a Model A should make, when it's PERFECTLY TIMED! Find it & READ & RE-READ it. I'm TOO TIRED to tipe it agin!---("Maybe" MY timing's off??)
    Bill Odd

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    Bill you probably run fast in the morning and slow in the afternoon, like a lot of of us.

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    • DaWizard
      DaWizard commented
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      LOL, hey Chief, if that is indeed the case, his timing is never right!!

    • BILL WILLIAMSON
      BILL WILLIAMSON commented
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      Chief,
      I HATE mornings, I can hardly move, after my ANTI-PAIN-PILL & 2 cups of JET-FUEL Coffee, I begin to pick up speed, up to 2 MPH, then it's bedtime & do the same routine AGAIN! Never know what the Dog will do, sometimes up early with me, sometimes out harassing the CATS & sometimes sleeps in for an hour & a half!
      Bill Oldandslow
      Last edited by BILL WILLIAMSON; 08-01-2017, 07:19 PM.

  • #3
    Too bad he is not at gettysburg helping his son make new friends.

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    • Mitch
      Mitch commented
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      Amen chief

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